Thursday, June 11, 2015

Report from Princess Leah to the Cat Flap Cavalier

Dearest and Bestest Aunty Freya
I nose it has been sum time since my last report butt fings ain't being going too good on the Mr P. Gin eradication  irradiation front

I have discovered, after extensive researches that Dad has been feeding them!

Bowl of P. Gin foodables as prepared by Dad

I have employed various techniques, learnt at the Police Academy,

Stake out
I keeps a very close eye on the birdie table

Bagging and Tagging Evidences
I apprehend the bits of bread they fling around
 but so far haven't managed to bag any
('cos I accidentally scoff it *cough*)

Pursuit and Arrest
By chasing across the patio at speed
So far I've only managed to capture the odd feather
(Which the peeps always confiscate!)

 Having failed to apprehend any of the Feathery Felons at ground level
I thought I'd take to the air!
That'll shock 'em outta their nest! (HeHe)

But sum Busy Body called Lizzie told
'elf and Safety and I got turfed out!

So Aunty Freya, I have nothing to report but failures 
and a rather pretty hanging basket!

Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah  
Very Junior Police Officer

Dear young Princess Leah.

I've been undercover on a big stake out at the beach, all very 'ush, 'ush if you nose what I mean.
The reason why I haven't been around for a while, I am pleased to 'ear your new report.

 It's been 'ard going cos I've 'ad to dig me own beach holes to hide in.

It's been a very big and long stake out.

Big stake outs need bigger beach holes.

Luckily I managed to find time for lunch. 

Wow, you really do have a problem if Dad is feeding Mr P.Gin.
The next fing to 'appen is that Dad will be taking Mr P.Gin out for lunch.

I fink you should keep more of a beady eye on Dad when you nose Dad is out in YOUR garden. 

I am totally wiv you on the bagging and tagging stuffs. No good eatables being in a bag cos eatables don't last long.

If you bag and tag, you may as well carry it in your tummy. It makes life easier. It free's up your paws. I won't tell, if you don't. I have exactly the same technique.

​Feathers around your beak, nose, that's not good at all cos all feathers are fluffy and they make you sneeze. Leave the feathers, maybe P.Gin will come back for them
when he starts to get cold.
If you want me to nip over to your place and dig a few holes for you to help wiv your stake out, let me nose and I'll be straight over. 

I'm on meeting and greeting duty tomorrow so can't nip over then, but I have some spare time on Sunday. 

Luvs your loving Auntie Freya Rose Blossom (miss) X

p.s. Are you sure that hanging basket has no bugs, maybe you should go and check ?


  1. Wow Aunty Freya that's some serious digging yous up to there!!!
    Luffs the foodables, I finks steak-outs could be funs wiv you!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  2. I am a little confused - as usual about what all this means - but love Freya.

  3. I agree that is a problem with that P. Gin and her daddy... maybe you can really help Leah to dig some giant tunnels... that would be a pawsome idea :o)
    easy rider

  4. Oh boy....Things sure are cute on the other side of the pond!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  5. OH FREYA ROSE.... you HOT DIGgity DAWG you... that is a HUGE hiding hole you did dig... WAIT.... that is not a HOLE that is a BIG BUNKER..... girrrrl you are An AMAZING Digger... SO Pawfessional... the SIZE and DEPTH are OUTSTANDING... We are PROUD of you...
    Now about those Foodables.... OOops we mean Pawsible Evidence... that need to be Bagged and Tagged.... We agree... tuck 'em in the TUMMY fur Safe Keeping... and don't say a word about it...

  6. Oh, that is cute. I needed the laugh.

  7. You look like you are digging to get to Australia.

    Watch out for the Pgins.

    Sue, Polly & Honey

  8. Dear Sweet Freya, we have been thinking of you and here you are. that is some hole you are digging!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & mabel

  9. How we wish we lived closer to you and Leah. You know we would love to go to that beach and dig holes and meet your pals. And we would be more than happy to help Leah with those darn pigeons!!!

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

  10. We've never seen a P. Gin in our yard. Ghostwriter says P. Gins are very good to eat with bread stuffing! Haha! A meal fit for a Princess for sure!

    And Miss Freya, we wish we could help you with your secret projects too. Don't tell Leah I've been digging in the mud by the wood pile. I was a real dirty doggie and ghostwriter had to give me a bath!

  11. We saw this report and about had our eyes fall out when we saw that hole! If you go just a little to the left you might be at our house!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  12. What a pawsome post!! Such hard work with so little reward - you both need to re-negotiate the terms of your employment with your hoomans...just sayin'
    Wally & Sammy

  13. You just made my Mom giggle like a kid with your antics. What a fun way to spend a day!

    Abby Lab

  14. Good heavens what a fun post - I enjoyed that!

  15. Freya,, Are you still out there digging? I agree you could give some digging lessons,, and everyone would benefit,,, and eventually catch that P. Gin,
    We did a lot of chucking over your storys!!!

  16. wow you both have been busy,I'm off on patrol later today,xx Speedy