Dearest and Bestest Aunty Freya
I nose it has been sum time since my last report butt fings ain't being going too good on the Mr P. Gin eradication irradiation front
I have discovered, after extensive researches that Dad has been feeding them!
Bowl of P. Gin foodables as prepared by Dad
I have employed various techniques, learnt at the Police Academy,
Stake out
I keeps a very close eye on the birdie table
Bagging and Tagging Evidences
I apprehend the bits of bread they fling around
but so far haven't managed to bag any
('cos I accidentally scoff it *cough*)
Pursuit and Arrest
By chasing across the patio at speed
So far I've only managed to capture the odd feather
(Which the peeps always confiscate!)
Having failed to apprehend any of the Feathery Felons at ground level
I thought I'd take to the air!
That'll shock 'em outta their nest! (HeHe)
But sum Busy Body called Lizzie told
'elf and Safety and I got turfed out!
So Aunty Freya, I have nothing to report but failures
and a rather pretty hanging basket!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah
Very Junior Police Officer
xxx
Dear young Princess Leah.
I've been undercover on a big stake out at the beach, all very 'ush, 'ush if you nose what I mean.
The reason why I haven't been around for a while, I am pleased to 'ear your new report.
It's been 'ard going cos I've 'ad to dig me own beach holes to hide in.
It's been a very big and long stake out.