Saturday, January 10, 2015

Policing the beach around blogville. Here to serve


I've joined the blogville police department. Special paws division.
My allotted task, to patrol the beaches around the United Kingdom. Why the U.K you ask... I live in the U.K and not far from a whole stretch of coastline that needs patrolling.
Beaches are my specialty. 


The biggest trouble makers who operate at all times of the day on and around beach areas are seagulls. Some seagulls are snatch thieves and opportunist, others work in a gang. You can often find gang leaders at the water's edge organizing their co conspirators.


The mottled coloured one's are young gang leaders, beware of their squawks as they persist and try anything to get their beaks into your fish and chips, sandwiches, Cornish pasties. They swoop low and will dip their beaks into beach bags. Do not leave your beach eatables unattended.


Seagulls come in all shapes and sizes don't be fooled by their good looks. Three who are wanted for ice cream snaffling are the notorious Heron Bruvvers. They wear very distinctive black hoods over their heads and work in a wafer formation especially to attack ice cream cones.
 

 Keep your ice cream cone close by and safe at all times.


Snaffling seagulls won't be tolerated on my patrol. Three claw strikes and they will banned from the beach until High Tide.  Stolen goods found on any seagull I will eat will be returned to the original owner.


Any barrel shaped Jelly Fish littering the beach will be returned to the sea and given a stern warning not to come back and make a pest of themselves.



I have my official special blogville police department hat.


My official Special Police department badge.
I would be ready to roll on my own except higher paws have given me a raw recruit to train.


I'm sure you all know young Princess Leah. Princess and I will be on patrol and out and about.


The aim is to take a light paw with those who aren't upholding the laws on the beach. If a quiet word doesn't work then a heavier paw tactic will be applied. 
I can always shout loudly for Princess Leah to come and help. Princess Leah is young, but willing and most of all she's really good at sniffing out stuff that others tend to pass by.  Leaves, bits of paper, the odd tissue that has been left hanging around, half chewed cakes. Excellent at knowing all the right coffee stops.  Princess Leah has the added experience of being on patrol around London and the surrounding area. Princess Leah will be in charge of marauding pigeons.


My territory is going to be the whole West coast of England. That's millions of beaches and hundreds and thousands of visitors in the Summer months to meet and greet. More seagulls to herd up than you can imagine, it's going to be a busy year.


I've volunteered to patrol coastal paths and cliff tops as well.


If your out and about anywhere on a beach or anywhere near Princess Leah's patch look out for us, we will be looking out for you. 


Luvs Freya Rose Blossom. 
BEACH PATROL OFFICER. U.K. Special Paws Branch.

28 comments:

  1. Oh my goodness Freya - you have been given a huge job there - to protect food from seagulls or having to eat it yourself. Was that fish and chips? And be careful of that jelly fish - they sting don't they? Congrats and good job.

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  2. Wow! That sounds like a big job! We only have seagulls around parking lots that have dumpsters in the back. They are not quite as cheeky as the ones you've described! Good luck and congratulations!

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  3. Officer Freya Rose.... you will keep the Beaches SAFE fur ALL. Bravo on taking this imPAWtant job on. We are Proud of YOU and your OUTSTANDING skills.

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  4. Woohoo Freya!Well done sweetie,the beaches are a safer place with you on the beat!xx Speedy

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  5. You have a very important job Freya! WE know you will teach Princess Leah well
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  6. We have seagulls here too and we agree they are troublemakers.

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  7. I'm glad the beaches will be a safe place for all canines.

    Should someone find an old grenade, you'd be fab at digging it up.


    Sue, Polly & Honey

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    1. Welcomes young Honey xxxxxx Thanks Sue for rescuing beautiful graceful dogs like Polly and Honey x x x

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  8. What a wonderful beach officer you are Freya Rose! We may have to send Arty over for you to train so that he can patrol the Northwest coast of the USA!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  9. It's a HUGE area to patrol. But we know you're up to it! Those gulls and herons had better watch out! (We think that pup removing the no dog sign is RIGHT!)

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  10. You are going to be a very busy dog Freya.

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  11. Freya, you need to come train Abby. The seagulls are fierce around here too.

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  12. That sounds like a fun job. We bet you will be great at it and show Leah how to do the job well too.

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  13. Freya,, you have a very big responsibility!! But I know you can do it! You love to run on those sandy beaches and patrol- don't you!? My worry is that you might get tired,,, and one of those seagulls might chase you, but I know you will give those seagulls a talking to! I hope you find some star fish to throw back in the water too!!
    Your beaches are so beautiful, and I know you help to keep them that way.
    love
    tweedles

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  14. I've heard about those Devon seagulls, theys BIG, LOUD, VICIOUS and always on the lookout for unattended foodables. You take care Aunty Freya, who knows what teefs theys hiding under those sharp pointy beaks!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  15. So glad the beaches are safe once again! You go Captain Freya and Sargent Leah!

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  16. I'm sure you are great with the beach patrol.

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  17. Great Dawg, Freya Rose, you are going to be BUSY with all those seagulls! Thank you for keeping the beach safe!
    Oz

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  18. Hello Freya. Soon happy dat you joined da Force. I will be holding a training session for all da new officers in Feb, so please send me you pic (see notice on my bloggie).
    Wags,
    Ranger, DTC

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  19. Thank you for your service! You do an excellent job fur sure! We pawsonally know how problematic those pesky seagulls can be cuz we have them here too!

    Mayorz Murphy & Stanley

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  20. Hi Freya,
    I am sure you will do a fine job patrolling the UK's beaches. Congratulations on having been appointed to such an important role.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.
    PS May I remind you that Scotland is still part of the UK and we have many beaches - including a very fine one in my home city of Aberdeen - where there are FAR too many HUGE seagulls….

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  21. FREYA WHAT A PURRFECT PAWSITION FOR YOU. MAYBE WHEN IT WARMS UP WE CAN HAVE A VIRTUAL TOUR OF YOUR BEACH. I'M PARTICULARLY INTERESTED IN COLLECTING A FEW FEATHERS...MOL MOL MOL
    CONCATS DEAR FRIEND
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  22. Those seagulls look quite dangerous! You will do an amazing job keeping the beaches safe for Stanley and I to walk on.

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  23. A seagull will eat your ice cream??? WTD?! I say you are going to be super busy!

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  24. Now that is a pawsome posting! We have never been to the beach butt we think we'd LOVE it.
    Good luck on your patrols!
    Wally & Sammy

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  25. I am sure you will do an amazeballs job Freya :-)

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  26. Here I am again,,, checking in on you!
    love
    tweedles

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